You said luke warm - you kinky bugger.
And make sure it's a decaff or your arse will be up all night.
Enema. Page 2
It's the sodding Prince of Wales who has Columbias favorite export shoved up his fundament (and it's 2nd up his nose no doubt).
Not I.
Oh yeah, it's always someone else. Like when someone you know get's back from Thailand and they tell you the story about 'his mate' who 'accidentally' picked up a 'Ladyboy'. And 'his mate' swore blind that 'you couldn't tell it was a geezer, honest'.
I've got your number Sooty, coffee enemas with shemales, don't try and deny it.
Being accused of perversion I can live with.
But comparing me to the most stupid of the Royals?
Thats fighting talk.
Which comedy show was it where they went into a bar and someone said 'Do you want a fight?' and they replied 'That's fighting talk.'
Apologies for comparing you to the most stupid of Royals. I will restrict my humour to you having unspeakable extra marital liasons with the sexually transgendered massage therapists of the Pacific Rim.
Oh and dwarfs too.
A funny skit.