It's a stupid sketch, just felt the need to write something. And it's pasted from a writing program that's why it's all spacey.
EXT. STREET.
BOB and DAVE walk down the street. Bob notices FRED further down.
BOB
Oh no. It's Fred.
DAVE
What's the problem?
BOB
I borrowed hundred quid off him a few months ago and never paid him back.
DAVE
Well we've got to go that way, he's proberly forgotten anyway.
BOB
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Bob and Dave reluctantly walk on, getting ever closer to Fred. Bob switches to walking behind Dave, trying to stay out of view from Fred.
FRED (O.S)
Bob? Bob? Is that you?
He appears from behind Dave.
BOB
Alright Fred? How you doing?
Fred is then revealed to be an Elephant.
FRED
Not too bad you know. Just keeping myself to myself. How about you?
BOB
I'm good thanks, me and Dave are just going for a couple of pints.
Dave nods his head.
FRED
Oh right.
BOB
Right, I'll see ya around then?
FRED
Right then.
DAVE
See ya.
Bob and Dave begin to walk off.
FRED
Bob?
Bob stops and turns around.
BOB
Yeah?
FRED
Didn't I lend you some money a few months ago?
BOB
I'm not sure?
FRED
Yeah about twenty quid I think?
Bob's face lights up.
BOB
Oh yeah, I remember, do you want it back now?
FRED
If you wouldn't mind?
Bob gets out his wallet and pulls out twenty quid. And goes to hand it to Fred.
BOB
Sorry it took me so long mate.
Fred looks at it and then pushes Bob up against the wall.
FRED
Listen hear mate. I lent you one hundred pounds and you've been dodging me for months now, I want it back.
Dave steps in and tries to brake it up.
DAVE
Alright mate, calm down.
FRED
Stay out of it Derek.
DAVE
It's Dave actually.
FRED
Right Dave. Now Bob are you going to give me that money or am I going to have to kick your arse?
Bob struggles reaching into his wallet and pulls out £80 along with the £20. Fred lets him go and takes the money.
FRED
That wasn't so hard now was it?
Fred punches Bob in the stomach, knocking him down.
FRED
Remember Bob, Elephants never forget. See ya Donnie.
DAVE
Yeah, it's Dave.
FRED
Sorry, Dave.
Fred walks off.
END.
