To the tune of LAND DOWN UNDER by MEN AT WORK
(tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew )
Travelling to a foreign country
On a budget flight, seats were not comfy
We were there sitting down, about to take off
Suddenly the engines turned off
And they said:
"I'm afraid that we're going under
We made a financial blunder
How we did that you may well wonder
You better run, to see if you're covered
I was on my way to Brussels
Was gonna use the Channel Tunnel
They said, "There's-a been a slight glitch"
Then they smiled and gave me a free sandwich
And they said:
"There's been a small freight train fire
Could have turned into a pyre
Can't you see the flames getting higher?
You'll get a re-fund if you desire
Still stuck here in England today
With a sore head and not much to say
I still haven't had, that great holiday
Because the transport is in disarray
And they said:
Oh! This country is going under
Too many mistakes, too many blunders
There's no fuel, unless you plunder
You better run to make sure you're covered