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Michael Palin for President! Page 8

Quote: ian_w @ September 13 2008, 2:20 AM BST

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It took me a few seconds to get there, but I did!

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It does that.

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 13 2008, 2:20 AM BST

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It does that.

:) I wish I had that excuse!

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You bastards, I can only assume that making fun of women long since dead will lead you STRAIGHT TO HELL. AND BEYOND.

He is a big Jew!

Don't you watch Who Do You Think You Are?

It turns out, about 99% of celebrities are Jewish.

Quote: DaButt @ September 13 2008, 2:23 AM BST

You bastards, I can only assume that making fun of women long since dead will lead you STRAIGHT TO HELL. AND BEYOND.

Your trying to scare the wrong guy :)

Quote: zooo @ September 13 2008, 2:26 AM BST

He is a big Jew!

Don't you watch Who Do You Think You Are?

It turns out, about 99% of celebrities are Jewish.

I thought he had some Jews in his history but that was it. It's matriarchal(sp), so if your mum's a Jew you are, if she isn't you're not.

Talk about selective.

Oh well I didn't know there were RULES.
(sexist ones.) ;)

Naughty Jewish rulemakers.

Quote: zooo @ September 13 2008, 2:31 AM BST

Oh well I didn't know there were RULES.
(sexist ones.) ;)

Naughty Jewish rulemakers.

OR you could convert, of course. But it's not like Christianity, you can't just say 'I'll be a Jew' and then start going to synagogue - it takes years of study and there is even a court at the end of your 'trials' that decides whether to accept you or not.

It's a load of nonsense, it really is.

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Quote: ian_w @ September 13 2008, 2:37 AM BST

there is even a court at the end of your 'trials' that decides whether to accept you or not.

But if you're someone like Jerry Seinfeld can you buy your way into the club?

Quote: DaButt @ September 13 2008, 2:41 AM BST

But if you're someone like Jerry Seinfeld can you buy your way into the club?

Well I really doubt that to be honest. Is he a convert then?

Are bagels Jewish?

Quote: ian_w @ September 13 2008, 2:43 AM BST

Well I really doubt that to be honest. Is he a convert then?

I think he's bona fide. And I loves me some bagels.

Quote: zooo @ September 13 2008, 2:45 AM BST

Are bagels Jewish?

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I've got no idea, but it is stereotypical New Joisey Jew food lol!

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