Last chance to do.

In all likelihood tomorrow life, the universe will be destoryed by a bunch of egg heads in Switzerland. It must be true it was in the Sun.

Wouldn't it be terrible as every atom in your body was squashed in a tiny ball.

That the last thought you had on this earth was, I never ever....

So what are you going to do before the date losers in CERN annihilate us all?

Me first,

1 Ride around on the back of a Route Master, till I see Bozzer Johnson.

Then jump on him.

2 Send Sarah Palin a socialist video of myself an angry, sexual, socialist video of myself. (good luck cathcing me Secret Serivce we'll all be dead).

3 Impersonate a Chelsea Pensioner.

1. Go to the toilet without one of my kids knocking on the door.

Actually, that'll do.

How do you aim to acheive this?

I'd have to give that Stephen Hawking a right good kicking. He should have warned us that something bad might happen.

I'd give him such a beating he would spend the rest of his days in a wheelchair sucking his drinks through a straw

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He could always be sure he sits down? Or use a urinal...it's got a wide area so you won't miss.

Thank you evil Aaron, any aims for your last day?

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Or alternatively, he could remove the door...

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Use the toilet in his mistress' house?

Damn it I've sent my own thread careering off topic, like a drunken Diana body guard.

I'm talking about armagedon and all you want to discuss is Bandag'es toiler habits.

I think we deserve a Bandage on the loo avatar.

How d'you know he's not already?

He hasn't shown it.

Your avatar looks like a paedophile pretending to be Eric Cartman.

Meh the world won't end... but just incase... I'll buy a cob with 4 fillings from the cafe near me. (Excluding salad)

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He hasn't shown it.

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Funny, that's the look I was going for.

No, I mean, how do you know Mr B's avatar isn't on the bog? He could be 'dropping the browns off at the pool' as we speak.

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Honestly and without humor: that I never finished creating a full comic book. Just one. Hopefully if the world doesn't end I can do that in the near future.
With humor: That I to...was not able to send that Conservative wankjob a Palin a crazy video too.
OH! And I would love to knock out the leader of the New Democratic Party of Canada; this guy:

Punch him right in his stupid limo liberal mustache.