A MAN AND A WOMAN ARE TALKING TO A BANK MANAGER(THEY'RE AMERICAN)
MAN
Mr bank manager, this credit crunch has been biting us hard.
WOMAN
Please don't reposess our home, I know we got to big a mortgage.
MAN
We just wanted to own our own home, is that so bad?
BANK
I have one thing to say to you(BEAT) f**k you.
MAN
What?
BANK
Don't play clever you've got 3 trillion dollars in your bank account, Mr Freddie Mac and Ms Frannie Mae.
GEORGE BUSH
Er hey fellow Americans, ole' George made a bit of a whoopsy on his BACS transfer.
DAVID CAMERON
Hello England, David Cameron here. You probably thought I was on holiday, in my dashing colourful trunks. Kissing my lovely wife, racing Boris on our bikes, whipping each other with our towels boysihly afterwards?
But no I've been all here, I've always been here. Watching the news, and keeping quiet. Brown puts up tax, David wouldn't you think. Crime would disapear and hospitals would clean themselves under David. Bin Laden would hand himself in it'd stop raining, and you'd be able to maintain a boner. If David was in charge, you think.
And me I say nothing. Nothing couldn't be worse than Brown could it?
Of course not.
Call me Dave, you'll soon be calling be something else.
