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Quote: EllieJP @ September 10 2008, 1:47 PM BST

The only thing I do agree with is getting together with the family.

Funnily enough (or not), that's the only bit I hate.

Quote: Finck @ September 10 2008, 1:43 PM BST

St. Nicholas puts small presents in our shoes on the 7th of December and the Weihnachtsmann brings bigger prezzies on Christmas Eve.

Now that just sounds menacing.

Quote: zooo @ September 10 2008, 1:53 PM BST

Where is your tree going, Aaron?

Next to the (back) door. Where the standard lamp currently is!

I'll make sure I get a nice big one with pretty twinkly lights and that. :)

Quote: EllieJP @ September 10 2008, 1:55 PM BST

I spend £100 just driving across the country visiting my divorced parents, and my grandparents.

Make them come to you.

Quote: Aaron @ September 10 2008, 2:00 PM BST

Make them come to you.

Get my elderly grandparents to drive to see me? I don't think so.

I can't even put anyone up in my flat alone, let alone play host for Christmas Day.

Why the f**k are we discussing Christmas in September? It's a horrible time of year where suicide, self harm and domestic abuse rates shoot up.

Exactly.

Boooooo.

Quote: EllieJP @ September 10 2008, 2:05 PM BST

Exactly.

Boooooo.

I keep wanting to flirt with you, Ellie, them I see your ten year old girl avatar and have to stop myself! ;)

I'd be really worried if I looked that sultry at 10 years old.

Chip... me and you go way back - look past the youth in my face and find the woman inside. ;)

Quote: EllieJP @ September 10 2008, 2:02 PM BST

Get my elderly grandparents to drive to see me? I don't think so.

I can't even put anyone up in my flat alone, let alone play host for Christmas Day.

No one said anything about playing host on the big day. But yeah, make them come to you, those selfish bastards.

Hmmmm...

Quote: EllieJP @ September 10 2008, 2:21 PM BST

Hmmmm...

yay!!!! Ellie if doing the hmmm thing it's like her catchphrase!

Quote: Gavin @ September 10 2008, 2:27 PM BST

yay!!!! Ellie if doing the hmmm thing it's like her catchphrase!

It totally goes with the sultry avatar as well.

Laughing out loud okay.

I propose we build an 'Ellie Doll' with a pull string which, when pulled, spouts such phrases as "Hmmmm", "I want beer" and "I could have been a model!".

I have never said "I could have been a model"...

Quote: EllieJP @ September 10 2008, 2:59 PM BST

I have never said "I could have been a model"...

Oh ok! Have to think of something else.

"Spank Me!" and a *raspberry noise* :P would go well.

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