GORDON BROWN:
My name is Gordon Brown.
I had an accident, and I woke up in 1979.
Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time?
Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet.
Now maybe if I can sort out the recession, I can get home.
ALISTAIR DARLING:
No, Gordon. You misunderstood me. All I said was that the ecomony is like 1979 all over again.