Nice sketch. I also agree that the ending is slightly weak (but not bad). I like the self referencing so maybe you could change the reference earlier in the sketch so the end is funnier? Or perhaps reference back to his tiny penis at the end?
SEX CHANGE sketch Page 2
How about this? Hope you don't mind. If you do I'll remove it.
Quote: Mikey J @ September 8 2008, 5:10 PM BSTI know it's a bit long, but it's not meant for NewsRevue or Treason.
It would suit TV or radio.SEX CHANGE by Mikey J
INT. DOCTOR'S CONSULTING ROOM. DAY.
A DOCTOR IS SITTING AT A DESK. A MAN ENTERS THE ROOM AND SITS OPPOSITE HIM.
MAN:
Hello, Doctor.DOCTOR:
Hello. What can I do for you today?MAN:
I'd like to become a woman please.DOCTOR:
A woman?MAN:
Yes, within the next half hour, if that's not too short notice.DOCTOR:
Don't be silly. I can't turn you into a woman within the next half hour.MAN:
Why not? You're a doctor, aren't you?DOCTOR:
Yes, but it's not quite the same as giving you a vaccine, or cupping your bollocks and getting you to cough when you come in with a headache.MAN:
Isn't it?DOCTOR:
No. It's a big operation.MAN:
No, I doubt it. I've only got a small cock. Won't take long just to lop it off.MAN EXTENDS HIS LITTLE FINGER, WIGGLES IT ABOUT, THEN PERFORMS AN AMUSING SNIPPING SCIZZORS GESTURE WITH HIS OTHER HAND.
DOCTOR:
No, no, no. I meant it's a major operation. Much more than just lopping it off. It would require months of hormone therapy, plus your penis would have to be cut open and turned inside out to make the… well… the womany bits.MAN:
Ugh. Don't like the sound of that. Wait a minute. With an inside-out penis, how on earth would I urinate? I'd be literally pissing myself inside.DOCTOR:
You'd urinate the same way all women do.MAN:
Oh, I see.DOCTOR:
Why on earth did you want to become a woman in such short notice anyway? What's the rush?MAN:
Well, there's this guy that works down the pub that is quite nice, his name is Dave, thought I might ask him out on a date.DOCTOR:
So, I take it you're gay, then?MAN:
No, I'm straight. He's just a really nice guy, that's all. Talks to me and everything.DOCTOR:
I see. Go on.MAN:
Trouble is, I know he only likes women, hence the reason I need to become a bird very quickly.DOCTOR:
Oh, you silly oaf. If you go in on a Tuesday you'll meet Dawn. She's nice to everyone. You could date her instead. You don't need to have a sex change.MAN:
(FOOLISH, RELIEVED LAUGH) Oh, I see. Silly me. Phew, that was close. Sorry to have troubled you, Doctor.BOTH MEN STAND UP AND SHAKE HANDS.
DOCTOR:
Not to worry. Is there anything else I can help you with?MAN:
Actually there is.THE MAN TURNS AROUND LIFTS UP HIS SHIRT TO REVEAL A HUGE TATOO OF A MANS FACE ON HIS BACK. UNDERNEATH IS WRITTEN THE WORD "DAVE"
MAN:
Do you know anything about removing tatoos?END.
Nice variation. 
I think I dated that Dawn once to. 
She was very nice to me. 
Or how about:
BOTH MEN STAND UP AND SHAKE HANDS.
DOCTOR:
Not to worry. Is there anything else I can help you with?
MAN:
Yes, I've got a bit of a headache.
DOCTOR CUPS THE MAN'S GROIN.
DOCTOR:
Okay, cough please. Oh, and yes. You HAVE got a very small penis.
END.
Quote: Mikey J @ September 9 2008, 12:55 PM BSTNice variation.
I think I dated that Dawn once to.
Or how about:
BOTH MEN STAND UP AND SHAKE HANDS.
DOCTOR:
Not to worry. Is there anything else I can help you with?MAN:
Yes, I've got a bit of a headache.DOCTOR CUPS THE MAN'S GROIN.
DOCTOR:
Okay, cough please. Oh, and yes. You HAVE got a very small penis.END.
I like that ending better than the original.
The tattoo ending did make me laugh, though.
Inspired
By the way I think you should look at changing your doctor. I mean, if whenever you go to him with a headache, he makes you drop your trousers and starts to fondle you then I think he maybe a deviant.
Quote: wayne lewis @ September 9 2008, 9:02 PM BSTBy the way I think you should look at changing your doctor. I mean, if whenever you go to him with a headache, he makes you drop your trousers and starts to fondle you then I think he maybe a deviant.
Makes you wonder why he keeps going back...
