Secret weapon.

A GRUFF US GENERAL IS ADRESSING THE AUDIENCE WITH AN ADVISER

Good evening my name is General Competent, General Lee Ian Competent. And you people are here for a briefing on the latest threat to our security. This threat is so secret this guy doesn't have the right clearance.

SHOOTS THE GUY NEXT TO HIM.

This new weapon has been used to dispose of two our closest allies in Gaza and Pakistan. It's a silent weapon, a deadly one and one not even our biggest bombs can destroy.

It's called democracy. One day General Musharrif is killing his own people and beating up lawyers. The next he's selling the Big Issue outside the Pentagon.

Right now democratic leaders are asking us to leave in Afgahnistan and Iraq.

We even have news that this man

HOLDS UP A PICTURE OF BARACK OBAMA.

Is planning to use it to create regime change in the US.

Fortunately we're getting advice from our none democratic allies in Libya, North Korea and Texas.

Remember France is a democracy. That's not the kinda future we want here.

ha ha!
I almost missed this one.

I loved these genius lines:

General Lee Ian Competent

This threat is so secret this guy doesn't have the right clearance.
SHOOTS THE GUY NEXT TO HIM.

Fortunately we're getting advice from our none democratic allies in Libya, North Korea and Texas.

Remember France is a democracy. That's not the kinda future we want here

Ta I dumped the general's name as I thought it was a tad obvious.

The shooting the guy with the wrong clearance is such an old joke, but I thought it would look good on stage.

Best sketch you've posted for a while I reckon. Top stuff.

Yes, class from Sootyjoel. 5 stars.