harrumph
oh sod it, it's the thought that counts. Many happy returns on your 50th.
Happy birthday ian_w! Page 2
Happy Birthday brotha!
Happy Birthday, ian!
Though it's actually us who should be celebrating, because... err... -sugar, anyone?- because what the f**k would this board and the world at large be without you? It'd contain a big, big (metaphorical) chunk less loveliness.
So now get drunk and laid and all happy, you lovely, lovely person.
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy bi-i-irthday dear Iiiii-a-a-a-n,
Happy birthday to youuu! 
(That's singing, by the way, not whistling - honest )
Happy Birthday, HullBoy. 
Who the f**k is ian-w, again? 
Happy Bday Ian.
Remember a hookers for life not just for your birthday.
Have a good'un...
I thought the phrase was 'For a hooker you can get life.'
And to think I've been being meticolously careful.
Happy Birthday.
See, if I had been able to Google with my limited net access last night, I would have posted this. So here you go.
Happy birthday Ian! I've been hoping to say something especially unintentionally rude all day, just for you, but alas! Nothing!
Happy Birthday Ian! *waves*
Happy birthday, Ian. You have a nice name.
Hey Ian
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Hope you're having a great one!
There's no party hat icon so I've gone for the pirate
