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SARAH PALIN AND LEVI JOHNSTON ARE TALKING
PALIN
Hey future son-in-law. I think it's time we had a little talk.
LEVI (staring at Palin's bosom)
Yeah, you're hot Mrs Palin, and your peaks sure remind me of the Andes. Mmm, they got real good fishin' creeks fulla salmon in the Andes. So, you wanna come over to my place for a drink?
PALIN
... about you getting Bristol pregnant.
LEVI
Oh yeah, Ma'am, I'd never been in Bristol before, but I had loads of fun fishing about her creek, too. Didn't catch anything though (beat) for once. Wouldn't want a red "neck" now haha.
PALIN
Quite. Err, nevertheless your, erm, bait worked and soon you're going to be a father. Clearly you can see my concern, given your comment on Myspace, - ah yes - "I don't want kids"
LEVI
Yes Ma'am. I prefer older goats. You sure you don't want that drink?
PALIN
Yes, quite sure. So, what can you offer the child, Levi.
LEVI
Well, I assure you that Levi's genes are top notch, Ma'am. Special offer at the moment, get an extra set free.
PALIN (angrily)
We got an extra pair last time with Trig, thank you. (pulls out a gun). Now, I've quite had enough of your rudenss, young man. Someone needs to teach you a lesson...
LEVI
Cool! I love a woman who can handle a weapon! We should go hunting together. Last time I shot a load it was in Bristol, but I'd love to try it in the Andes
