2 SCIENTISTS TALKING.
SCIENTIST1
I can't wait to start up this giant super collider.
SCIENTIST2
You're not worried you might create a blackhole and squish all life on earth in an instant?
SCIENTIST1
I was actually hoping it would. If it reduces all of us to individual atoms and mixes us up.
SCIENTIST2
It'll be the closest either of us are getting to a date.
A MAN WITH A GUN COMES ON AND SHOOTS SCIENTIST1
MAN
Step away from the console.
SCIENTIST2
Are you James Bond?
MAN
Nope I'm N, Npower. Can you afford the electricity bill for a giant super collider?
SCIENTIST2
Of course, we're on your mad scientist special deal.
MAN
Oh well that's alright then, now quick turn it on. We need to destroy humanity, before Gordon grows the balls to give us a windfall tax.