A SCOTS WOMAN IS TALKING TO A TEACHER.
WOMAN
My boy is being bullied and it's not right. People scrawling povo on his bag, throwing pennies at him and calling him a tramp.
TEACHER
In fairness he's a grown man, Gordon's the prmimeminister of Great Britain and frankly it's own fault the UK's the only country in recession.
GORDON WALKS ON CRYING AND BURIES HIS HEAD IN SARAH'S LAP.
GORDON
Oh Sarah they called me fiscally unsound Brown, and now even Darling's joined in. I thought he was my friend.
ALISTAIR DARLING COMES ON IN A HOODY DRINKING AN ALCOPOP
ALISTAIR{TO THE TUNE OF LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN}
Gordon Brown is going down, Gordon Brown is going down.
Silly wanker
