It's pretty good actually. Just not a great after-taste.
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The definition of beans on toast - "Skinheads on a raft".
The defination of a organ grinder - "Sandpaper condom".
Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. A fish.
Q. How do you stop a man from drowning at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A. Take your foot off his head.
Q. What is the difference between a hedgehog and a sports car?
A. With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
Q. How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
A. One - If you slice them very thin. (I like this one actually)
OOh, that one's made me feel a bit sick.
And think of poor Colin Salmon in Resident Evil.
Well it's one way of getting rid of an ex and doing up your bathroom!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 10 2008, 9:53 PM BSTThe definition of beans on toast - "Skinheads on a raft".
A classic from my youth. 
A couple more oldies;
Q: What's red and sits in a corner?
A: A baby with a razor blade.
Q: What's green and sits in a corner?
A: The same thing three weeks later.
What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Now THAT is wrong!
Both of you! Naughty step! NOW!
What's green and sits in the corner.
The Incredible Sulk.
What's Black and White and Red all over?
The Guardian.
Funny though.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ September 10 2008, 10:24 PM BSTNow THAT is wrong!
Both of you! Naughty step! NOW!
We're only keeping it warm for you. You know you're going to join us eventually!
What's the most difficult thing about rollerblading?
Telling your dad you're gay.
Nick (for both)
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 10 2008, 10:23 PM BSTQ: What's red and sits in a corner?
A: A baby with a razor blade.
Q: What's green and sits in a corner?
A: The same thing three weeks later.
Poor variation! I much prefer:
Q: What's pink and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A: A baby with slashed armbands.
Q: What's green and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A: The same baby three weeks later.
My wife said I never take her to new places or give her things.
So I took her to the GUM clinic and they told her I gave her herpes.
What's the diference between a romantic dinner and sitting on an upright baseball bat?
Don't know?
Fancy a date?
How do you make a dog go woof?
Cover it in petrol and set fire to it
Daddy kiss me and hug me.
I can't
But why?
I shouldn't even be f**king you.
Hey daddy whys my hamster black?
It's not black it's covered in masking tape?
But why?
So it doesn't split when I f**k it.
How can you tell if a Muslim woman works for Royal Mail?
She'll be wearing a red burkha.
Quote: Aaron @ September 10 2008, 9:21 PM BSTAnd those were great, Yatta.
Why thank you.
Wait, do you mean great as in "Great for this thread" or great as in "They'd work in a good jokes thread?"
Anyway, I said I could go on and so I will:
One for fans of Neopets and Heroes:
Neopets are doing a version of Heroes. The message will be "save the Chia leader, save the world"
One for Harry Potter fans:
Harry Potter saw a sale on brooms; they were a quidditch (Quid each)
They say it's the quiet ones you've to look out for. Which is why I let my loud-mouth little brother play in the traffic.
I made a plan to fart; it was the only plan I followed through with.
Drama with Paper; watch as the plot unfolds.
I'm going into web design; making houses for spiders, how hard can it be?
Prices of chimneys have increased; they're through the roof
I saw a sign outside a hotel, it said "Book for mother's day" I thought what a great idea and bought her Donny Osmond's Autobiography
Shreddies are knitted by nannas; except for fruit shreddies they're knitted by ba-nannas
The postman finished his work this morning; it was a weight off his shoulders
I'll stop now...