Got on the train yesterday and asked for a return ticket. The Conductor said where to, I said here.
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Haha, that did amuse me.
Are you being serious?
Unfortunately, yes. I did actually laugh out loud (but only a bit).
I didn't realise I was on the jokes thread. I thought you were just telling us a story about your day. I was about to join in.
Awww! Do, please go on!
Oh no, it was just that I asked for a book of 6 second-hand stamps today.
And not for the first time.
Quote: zooo @ September 10 2008, 5:53 PM BSTOh no, it was just that I asked for a book of 6 second-hand stamps today.
And not for the first time.
Nick The Don recently told this cracker:
Q. What type of Bees make milk?
A. Boobies!
It's genius!
(I wasn't telling a joke.)
(By the way...)
Quote: zooo @ September 10 2008, 6:00 PM BST(I wasn't telling a joke.)
(By the way...)
>_<
Did Woody Allen really say that?!
Ouch.
Yeah as he was presenting an award to her. It's genius!
Haha!
Quote: zooo @ September 10 2008, 5:53 PM BSTOh no, it was just that I asked for a book of 6 second-hand stamps today.
And not for the first time.
Awwwww! That's adorable.
And is also the kind of reason I hate social interaction.
In a restraunt the other day, I said Fish and Chips twice, the Waiter said I heard you the first time.