Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 23 2012, 11:46 PM BSTWhat's brown and creates a disturbance?
A noisy shite.
You really thought it was worth bumping a two and a half year old thread for that?
Terrible jokes Page 19
I went up to a stranger who was eating a packet of chips he just bought, still freshly hot I asked, could I pinch a chip from you I said? ...
he said, go ahead, pinch one of my chips he says...
You want to pinch my F***ING CAR car TOO!??
ok ok I won't pinch one of your chips quite worried, before moving on he asks, can I have one of your chips for free?... no you may not, I'll give you a chip if you pay....
Do I get a free chip if I buy 2 chips? I ask?
ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME DO YOU WANT MY WALLET TOO!?!
sorry making it up as I go along here lol
In Alice In Wonderland there was actually a third brother who was a country gent. He was called Tweedle do.
We couldn't think of a name for our son so we picked one by vomiting Alphabetti Spaghetti and seeing what came out...terrybill way to go about it really.
I knew someone who was once woken up in the middle of the night by his small child who was desperate to tell the brilliant new joke he'd come up with:
Why did the alien win the race?
Because he was a bag of chips.
Now that Kid knows Comedy