Did you read about the fuss in the press about high heels for babies? Well they've only gone and brought out a range for baby cats.
They're called kitten heels.
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Quote: oldcowgrazing @ December 10 2008, 5:04 PM GMTDid you read about the fuss in the press about high heels for babies? Well they've only gone and brought out a range for baby cats.
They're called kitten heels.
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Hey oldcowgrazing, how's it going? Not seen you in a while. 
Ah, she's gone... 
I listened to a murder mystery set in Oxford.
Couldn't understand it.
It was in Morse code.
Hear about the irish shoplifter?
Found dead under Tescos
Hear about the irish man ironing his curtains?
Fell out the window
Quote: Nil Putters @ December 10 2008, 5:07 PM GMTAvoids joke...
Hey oldcowgrazing, how's it going? Not seen you in a while.
Ah, she's gone...
No I haven't. I'm fine thank you, Nil. You? Are you looking forward to Christmas or are you like me who's going all bah humbug all over peoples' asses.
Quote: oldcowgrazing @ December 10 2008, 5:09 PM GMTNo I haven't. I'm fine thank you, Nil. You? Are you looking forward to Christmas or are you like me who's going all bah humbug all over peoples' asses.
Can't complain. Bit of both I suppose, looking forward to certain bits, dreading some other bits. Any time off work should be celebrated. Still, it's all about the kids isn't it?!
Well, that's what Mr Glitter says.
Quote: Nil Putters @ December 10 2008, 5:12 PM GMT
Well, that's what Mr Glitter says.
Ah yes the kids. 
Me and the wife were having a row the other day, when all of a sudden the strangest thing happened......
Our canoe sank.
What's ' *coughs* Its behind you *coughs* '?
A pantomime.... hoarse.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Noone cos she's gone now
I don't know who.
Quote: oldcowgrazing @ December 10 2008, 6:46 PM GMTI don't know.
I don't know who?
This is the most protracted joke ever.