Thatcher's unemployed the womans not for earning.
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Well I think we have exhausted all the words that rhyme with turning.
Did anyone do yearning?
Quote: zooo @ December 9 2008, 11:09 PM GMTDid anyone do yearning?
Oh dear god, no more, I don't think I could take it.
I think Griff may be on his period. 
Aww, this is like a challenge to me. 
The Thatcher jokes made me larrf.
Griff is not for spurning.
*runs*
oo one more please.
Thatcher never did like to experiment with her hair.
The ladies not for perming.
That reminds me of the guy who comes to our workplace every month to change the bin in the ladies toilets. Every month without fail at least 2 people say to him 'Heavy month this month' and every week he just smiles and walks on. A couple of weeks back someone went right up to him and went 'Heavy month this month', without missing a step he says 'Why, was your wife in?' I almost died laughing.
What do you call a hen that's the prime minister of hens? Margerat Hatcher.
What do you call a prime minister with long nails? Margaret Scratcher.
What do you call a Prime Minister that thatches roofs?
Oh wait that doesn't work.
Quote: Griff @ December 9 2008, 11:29 PM GMTOf course it doesn't. Jack Straw isn't Prime Minister.
Quote: Griff @ December 9 2008, 11:29 PM GMTOf course it doesn't. Jack Straw isn't Prime Minister.
Is that one going to Chortle?
Thatcher didn't break the Enigma code.
The ladies not Turing.