But he never knew his mother. Your house of cards is collapsing under the weight of its illogical nature. You, sootyj, are a hollow man.
Wind beneath my wings. Page 2
He either knew her briefly, or the simple gift of a Betamax movie of the greatest chick flick ever convinced him of her eternal, undying love.
No one dies in my ending. 
A heavenly slightly heavy woman swoops down with ridiculously large Angel wings singing Meddler songs.
Now thats good, but I was thinking it could be Bett Middler in a satin sequin red dress, with matching sating wings.
She could be singing Otto Tit Sling.
Infact her the man, the commandant, and the firing squad all join in.
Before Chekhov himself walks on set, turns to the camera and says.
"For once the gun doesn't need to be fired,"
We then find out that the man is actually Bett Middler's illegitimate son, who she takes back.
Quote: sootyj @ September 5 2008, 12:45 PM BSTShe could be singing Otto Tit Sling.
That's a great song. 
We then find out that the man is actually Bett Middler's illegitimate son, who she takes back.
It's all going very Dynasty here.
Quote: David Bussell @ September 5 2008, 9:01 AM BSTWho was it who said, "If you show a gun in the first act you'd better see it go off in the third"?
n.b. Chekhov said if you shoot a gun in scene 3, you must show it in scene1.
That's one of my things to do before the world ends, catch Bussel out.
That's right - he practically wrote Thelma and Louise, that man.
He did, except in the original they drive an Ox cart into the River Dnepir.