SARAH PALIN IS TALKING TO MCCAIN
MCCAIN
Sarah is baby Trig the result of you having an affair?
PALIN
Oh Moose steaks it's true. I got drunk last time I was at the Republic convention and I did something shameful.
MCCAIN
Who with God damn it? I'd slap your face if I wan't a short arse who can't raise his arms.
PALIN
When I say I did something shameful, cross out some and replace with lots.
MCCAIN
How many?
PALIN
Every one except for you, you were having a nap.
MCCAIN
Any idea whose Trips daddy could be? What colours are his eyes, is he blond?
PALIN
He's got the downs syndrome(beat) you know simple minded, but good natured with beady eyes.
MCCAIN PULLS OUT HIS MOBILE
George Dubya you didn't just f**k up the country, you f**ked up my vice president, you total douche.
BRISTOL WALKS IN.
About that moma....