British Comedy Guide

Hell's Angels Sketch

A bunch of Hell's Angels stand in a group. Also with them is another Hell's Angel's member, who is in a wheel-chair, yet still wears all the Hell's Angels gear. A motorcycle-combination drives past, to which all the Hells Angels sneer at and throw eggs at. The two Motorcycle-Combinationist's (Bob and Pete) drive on, but at the egg, get out and walk towards the Hell's Angels to confront them.

BOB: I'll sort them out Pete
PETE: Allright Bob, but listen take the biggest one first, that'll scare them all and increase our respect
BOB: Right oh Pete
(The two run in, the Hell's Angels jeer)
PETE: Remember, the big one
(Pete runs in and hits the man in the wheel-chair)
PETE: For God Sake Pete, get over here. Why are you hitting the man in the wheel-chair
BOB: He's probably the biggest man out of all of them
PETE: But for heaven's sake, he's in a wheel-chair, he won't be able to retaliate
BOB: Fair enough Pete
(Bob goes back over to a sound of jeers)
BOB: It may be unfair to attack the man in the wheel-chair, but I have a better idea.
(Bob lets the tyres down on the wheelchair)

Very rushed, probably needs work on it, but that is the general idea. Feedback very welcome.

I liked the "but he's the biggest one" idea, though didn't really "get" the ending - he didn't want to attach the man in the wheelchair, so he attacked the wheelchair?

Kind of envisaged letting down the tyres would be to stop the hell's angels from chasing them.

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