To the tune of Tradition from Fiddler on the Roof.
I've wrestled with it, if any one can do a better job be my guest(comission/credit free)
BROWN]
Recession, Recession Recession!
Recession, Recession! Recession!
[GORDON]
You, day and night, must scramble for a living,
Feed a wife and children, pay his wailing slayers?
And who has the right, as master of the house,
To have the final word at home?
DAVID CAMERON
We're Crapper, We're Crapper! Tradition.
We're Crapper, We're Crapper! Tradition.
[DARLING]
Who must know the way to break a proper home,
A quiet home, an un kosher loan?
Who must raise the taxes and dun the loans,
So Gord's free to break the only books?
Oh Mama, Oh Mama! Perdition!
Oh Mama, Oh Mama! Perdition!
[BROWN]
With Tony, I started Monetary school. At ten, I earned his trade.
I hear they've picked a land slide for me. It won't be pretty.
The sun, the sun! Decomission!
The sun, the sun! Decomission!
[DAVID]
And how does David preach to mend and tend and fix,
Preparing me who Margaret Thatcher picked?
The daughter, the daughter! Tradition!
The daughter, the daughter! Tradition!
[DAVID]
Thatchchmaker, Thatchchmaker, make me a Thatch.
Find me a find, catch me a catch.
Thatchchmaker, Thatchchmaker, look through your book
And make me a perfect Thatch.
Thatchchmaker, Thatchchmaker, I'll bring the wail.
Who brings the doom,bender and pale.
Bring me a ring, for I'm longing to be
The envy of all I see.
Tradition, tradition! Tradition!
Tradition, tradition! Tradition!
[TEVYE & PAPAS]
Who, day and night, must scramble for a living,
Feed a wife and children, say his daily prayers?
And who has the right, as master of the house,
To have the final word at home?
The Papa, the Papa! Tradition.
The Papa, the Papa! Tradition.
[GOLDE & MAMAS]
Who must know the way to make a proper home,
A quiet home, a kosher home?
Who must raise the family and run the home,
So Papa's free to read the holy books?
The Mama, the Mama! Tradition!
The Mama, the Mama! Tradition!
[SONS]
At three, I started Hebrew school. At ten, I learned a trade.
I hear they've picked a bride for me. I hope she's pretty.
The son, the son! Tradition!
The son, the son! Tradition!
[DAUGHTERS]
And who does Mama teach to mend and tend and fix,
Preparing me to marry whoever Papa picks?
The daughter, the daughter! Tradition!
The daughter, the daughter! Tradition!
[MATCHMAKER]
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match.
Find me a find, catch me a catch.
Matchmaker, matchmaker, look through your book
And make me a perfect match.
Matchmaker, matchmaker, I'll bring the veil.
You bring the groom, slender and pale.
Bring me a ring, for I'm longing to be
The envy of all I see
