Quote: Stan Doubt @ September 4 2008, 9:53 AM BSTI now have a Ford Focus.
So you're a woman now?
If you could have one extra... Page 3
Quote: Stan Doubt @ September 4 2008, 9:53 AM BSTD/You'd have huge feet (and have to have special shoes made)
E/And own tiny cars.
I'll never be able to look at a clown in the same way again.
Quote: Finck @ September 4 2008, 9:55 AM BSTSo you're a woman now?
No - I didn't say I couldn't drive...
Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 4 2008, 10:03 AM BSTI'll never be able to look at a clown in the same way again.
Whatever you do, never get a clown aroused.
Quote: Stan Doubt @ September 4 2008, 9:37 AM BSTCan't imagine anything worse:
A/You'd pass out every time you were aroused.
B/You'd never be able to do the missionary position or really enjoy any other position.
C/Your penis would be dangling in the toilet water while you were taking a dump.
And many other problems...
You've made a lot of assumptions there mister!
Quote: EllieJP @ September 4 2008, 9:42 AM BSTI would like one extra day at the weekend. 2 days off aren't enough.
I'd like a 7 day weekend.
.....one extra pound in my pocket than I need to spend.
In my youth I wrongly assumed that this goal would be easily achievable, after all I can only drink so much. Oh how wrong I was. You can never have an extra pound, the wife spends it
... hour in bed.
That's all I'll need that extra hour.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 4 2008, 9:42 AM BSTI would like one extra day at the weekend. 2 days off aren't enough.
Yes!!
Quote: Aaron @ September 3 2008, 5:15 PM BST...foot on the length my penis.
A footjob?