Silly Point

1.EXT. DAY. CRICKET PITCH.

BATSMAN HITS BALL.

COMMENTATOR
And that's a beautiful drive to short leg.

CUT TO MIDGET FIELDER RUNNING AFTER BALL.

ENDS.

2.EXT. DAY. CRICKET PITCH.

BOWLER AIMS BALL AT BATSMAN

COMMENTATOR
There's a little bit of movement.

CUT TO FIELDER SITTING ON TOILET WITH TROUSERS DOWN.

ENDS.

3.EXT. DAY. CRICKET PITCH.

CRICKET BALL HITS STUMPS.

COMMENTATOR
Clean bowled!

CUT TO CRICKETERS TAKING KIT OUT OF WASHING MACHINE WITH PACKET OF ‘BOLD' SITTING ON TOP.

ENDS.

Nige,

If anything, they're *too* short! Might work well between sketches in something quick-paced, like The Kevin Bishop Show, but not really strong enough to stand out by themselves.

Quick laughs.

Dan

Just some silliness Dan. Thanks.

Clever puns, but to be pedantic: you wouldn't play a drive to short leg, so maybe change "drive" to "glance".