MCCAIN IS TALKING TO PALIN.
MCCAIN
So how do we seem tough on those youngfolks who like fornicating outside of marriage?
PALIN
We shoot 'em like Moose and mount their heads on the wall.
MCCAIN
Isn't that a little extreme, who'll we send to die in Iraq?
PALIN
Not all of them gramps. Just my slutty daughter. Bitch got knocked up, now she's gonna get knocked off.
In view of the rumours about Trig you might want to change the line to "Bitch got knocked up. Again. Now she's etc"
Trig?
Palin's youngest son. Rumoured to in fact be her grandson.
Call me a hypocrite but I'm uncomfortable making jokes about elective abortions.
It's one of those areas areas I'm happy for some one else to find the funnies.
Oh......
Wouldn't that be really, really hard to cover up?
I guess. But since when did Newsrevue care about libel?
They don' really, just contemplating really.
More interested in her being the head of the Alaskan national guard, sounds like comedy potential.
Pro-gun and anti-abortion. But what if the abortionists decide to shoot the unborn? Where would she stand then, huh, huh?
Maybe they could arm every fetus? Stick a gun up the clunge?
You know I'm going to write that one up.
Yes, I know.