Palin to insignificance.

DR FRANKENSTEIN IS TALKING TO IGOR.

DR

Right Igor we've got a big job to do and it pays mucho moolah.

IGOR

What's that Master?

AS THEY SPEAK THEY THROW THINGS INTO A BUCKET.

DR

John McCain wants a vice president. Let's see the ignorance of George Bush.

IGOR

The blood lust of Chuck Norris.

DR

The racism of Enoch Powell. Oh dear this isn't going to work, who'd vote for that?

IGOR

How about this master?

THROWS IN A COPY OF RAZZLE THERE'S AN EXPLOSION

SARAH PALIN WALKS ON.

SARAH

Hi I'm Sarah Palin, I shoot moose, hate abortion and think the poor should be hunted for sport. Now look at my milflicious rack.

DR

Dear god what have I created?

IGOR

George Bush with great tits master.

Milflicious? Sootyj, did you wake up at 2 in the morning and make up that word?

Very good. Nails Palin completely.

It's the title of my favorite and most expensive monthly gentleman's read.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ September 2 2008, 8:19 AM BST

Nails Palin completely.

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As apparently sootyi would like to do.

Hey she's well fit.

Did you like the skit?

The problem with the skit, for me, is a lack of internal logic. Why would the Dr deliberately use those ingredients if they make her unelectable? You could perhaps get round the problem by having the Dr ask what ingredients the Republicans have to offer. This also has the added advantage that it makes it an attack on the Republicans in general.

I would keep the ingredients American and at least quasi-political. Charlton Heston might be a better choice than Chuck Norris. George Wallace rather than Enoch Powell. Perhaps also find some space for the religious bigotry of Billy Graham.

Oh, and Igor should lisp.

True, I kinda hope the actor does the lisp himself.

Heston would have been a good one damn!

Otherwise I think I was going for recognisability, I have a tendency to be a a smart arse.

You're right though I should have had a shopping list from McCain.

Thanks