BROWN IS STALKING ABOUT WITH A BASEBALL BAT, DARLING IS TALKING TO HIM.
BROWN
Darling you know that cat of yours, is it in it's basket?
DARLING
No Primeminister.
BROWN
Good I'm going to stun it with this baseball bat. Putin shot a tiger with a gun made him look hard. I'm taking on a feral cat mano et pusso.
DARLING
I must protest Mr Tibbles is a slighty overweight, house cat. He is not an 800lb killing machine with stripes.
MILLERBAND RUNS ON.
MILLERBAND
Yikes I thought if I wacked the pussy I'd look more priministerial.
RUNS OFF, JAQUI SMITH RUNS ON CLUTCHING HER CROTCH.
JAQUI
Wrong pussy Silly-Gland, wait till I get my hands on you.
