Yes, there aren't many in there. But y'know, chips in 3 minutes. Awesome.
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Get a deep fat fryer. 
Oh yeah, burn my house down. Good idea!
But you're not a pier! Deep fat fryers (friers?) are great fun. And uber quick and uber tasty. Having said that, the last one I had my mum managed to melt by turning on the wrong ring whilst it was on top of the oven...
Fryers, I'd say.
Well, there you go. They melt stuff! They want to kill us!
Like pylons.
It was the oven that melted the fryer though! They only cost about twenty squids. That's cheaper than a microwave.
However, they are of course extremely unhealthy.