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Neighbours from hell

All out war is currently breaking loose. The twats from next door have decided yet again to share their shitty music with everyone in the neighbourhood on another work night and now half the neighbourhood is outside our house threatening to lynch the buggers. I'm staying WELL out of it but my flatmates are hanging out of the window whooping!

Yay! I demand a live minute by minute report!

Do they have torches?

I suggest that you set up a live-streaming web cam.

Accuse them of harbouring Garry Glitter, loudly.

Quote: Finck @ August 31 2008, 11:35 PM BST

Do they have torches?

And pitchforks. You need to do these things properly.

Okay, according to Adam, the main fight is between the Grandmother from next door who is totally off her face singing westlife and the woman from up the road with five kids. She was the first to bang on the door and say she could hear it and her kids were back at school tomorrow and the Grandmother came out and basically threatened to kick her in the fanny.

Police have been called but this is Devon so they will show up next week sometime.

Are they playing role reversal or summut?

You know I always wondered why Jews joined the fascist party in Italy in 30s. I think I'm beginning to understand.

We have the first punch! Grandmother went for the mother and is being held off by grandkids. One flatmate is now down there.

This is why the rent is so cheap.

Oh god now I have to go down cause he has gotten involved.....

Leave them get on with it Rube

Come back in one piece!!

And whilst Ruby battles the chavs here's some music.

Doo Doo, der doo doo The Girl from Ipanema. Doo Doo, der doo doo.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Gavin @ August 31 2008, 11:49 PM BST

Leave them get on with it Rube

No, sort them out Rube.

Quote: sootyj @ August 31 2008, 11:50 PM BST

And whilst Ruby battles the chavs here's some music.

Doo Doo, der doo doo The Girl from Ipanema. Doo Doo, der doo doo.

With the picture of the couple of cats in a basket? Genius!

That's for us older folks, everybody.

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