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What are you wearing? Page 27

I just can't bring myself to wear one. They're too casual for me.

I'm the opposite. I hate wearing anything smart, or formal.

My black tshirt with IKB airbrushed onto it.

Well, the image not the letters you understand.

Socks and boxers, but I'll be putting some more clothes on when I take the dog for a walk. Perhaps a single chiffon glove.

These kind of thread seems more at home on Mumsnet's Style and Beauty pages? I do have a spiffing new pair of pink slippers from TK Maxx though. My DH and DS like them. Geek

Quote: George Kaplan @ 8th August 2014, 11:40 PM BST

I bought my first hoody last year, though I've never used the hood. It's nice and comfy, and I'm quite fond of it.

I felt I looked like a drug dealer in mine so didn't wear it. Then one morning I couldn't sleep and went out for a walk in it at about 4am thinking that the streets were quiet and I could get used to it. About 15 minutes later, a vehicle pulled up alongside me and what seemed like two very dodgy blokes started gesturing. I kept walking and was very discomforted to find that they were following me.

So I started walking in the opposite direction but they did a three point turn and followed me again. At that point, I turned back in the direction I had been walking and ran like the clappers to the nearest main road. When they had caught up, I ran into someone's driveway thinking I might ring the bell. That was when they shouted "stop - we're the police" which was fine but I never wore it again.

Laughing out loud

A lovely short sleeved shirt, some fairly average trousers and loafers. I'm at work obviously.

My wife's little off the shoulder number

I look rather fetching actually.

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