Hey

I'm a long time reader, first time poster. Heard you had a guy called 'Simon Stratton' posting on these forums and couldn't resist really. That guy is a genius. Amazing really. I once brushed against him in a supermarket and haven't washed since. All the women on this site should ask for a date. The guys too.
Anyway, that's me. Looking forward to joining in the banter! (Have to say that 'Aaron' guy's posts look great - is he into French people and dogs? If so, we have loads in common)

Hugs 'n stuff, Stan

Hello! Err. Sitan..

Hi Finx! I can read avatars - it's a gift.

you're...*concentrates*...German...*frowns*...I'm getting...'funny'...'talented'..and...*tries really hard*...'male'?

Quote: Stan Doubt @ August 29 2008, 11:28 PM BST

you're...*concentrates*...German...*frowns*...I'm getting...'funny'...'talented'..and...*tries really hard*...'male'?

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Well, some of those are mutually exclusive. But still, very good.

I, on the other hand, have no clue as to who you are.

And not again, Stan! *shakes fist*

Quote: Aaron @ August 29 2008, 11:56 PM BST

And not again, Stan! *shakes fist*

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I'm getting...'attracted to men'...

It's like he knows you.

Howdie Stan!

My you have a high post count!

Harrumph

For your information Simon Stratton was a complete total and utter ****** and nobody can quite work out where you got your information from. The whole BSG used to hold its nose when he posted. He seems to have scarpered now and no doubt there will be some dreadful news item breaking shortly...

You on the other hand seem like a nice civilized sort of chap and I'm sure you'll get a date or two in time. Aaron...yes, let Aaron be your inspiration. We all want to brush against Aaron.

P.S. It's not usual for new posters to get free gifts.

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm not drunk.

Quote: Huge Bear @ August 30 2008, 5:25 PM BST

Harrumph

For your information Simon Stratton was a complete total and utter *******

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I can only imagine you're blocking out the word 'genius' there. Not sure why you'd want to do that.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 30 2008, 6:44 PM BST

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm not drunk.

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Hello you. Nice avatar.