McCain/Jackson/Madonna Sketch

OUTSIDE THE DEMOCRAT CONFERENCE:

A COP IS POINTING A GUN AT JOHN MCCAIN, WHO HAS A PAIR OF BINOCULARS HUNG AROUND HIS NECK.

MCCAIN:
This is ridiculous! I just wanted to see his speech!

COP:
I'm sorry, Mr McCain, we've been tipped off about threats against Barack Obama's life. Now, get against that wall and put your hands on your head, sir!

MCCAIN:
I can't do that

COP:
If you don't comply, sir…

MCCAIN:
No, no! I CAN'T do that – ever since that PoW camp in Vietnam, I can't lift my hands over my head!

MICHAEL JACKSON MOONWALKS INTO VIEW

MJ: (SINGING to tune of I'M BAD) Vietnam's bad, it's bad, Glitter knows it, aha, yeah.
Well, Heeeey, Officer! Are all these people here for my birthday?! I'm…touched…'scuse me, I gotta go meet my adoooring fans!!!

MADONNA WALKS IN, WEARING A LEOTARD:
MADGE:
Oh, poor Michael, don't be so naïve! They're here to celebrate with the Queen of Pop!

MJ:
Why don't we have a joint birthday?!

MADGE:
Sure, Michael, let me treat you to a facial as a present. I know the best surgeon…

MJ AND MADONNA WALK OFF HAND IN HAND

MCCAIN:
Surgeon?! Hey, can he restore my arm movement? It's my birthday too!!(RUNS OFF AFTER THEM)

This one morphed a bit as it went on, got a bit crazy

Love the way you blended in Made and Jacko's birthdays with the Obama/McCain white house race.

And yeah, I know watcha mean by morphing. Quite often my writing heads off in unexpected turns.

Cheers Mikey. It's one of those that just emerged from nothing - that, and desperation to do something to celebrate your namesake's birthday.

Probably a better joke in there somewhere - I later realised it's McCain's b'day today too.

yeah, my namesake. Don't remind me.
At school, it was people shouting "thrilllllller!"

I suppose it's better than being at school now and getting called paedophile.

Quote: Mikey J @ August 30 2008, 12:30 AM BST

yeah, my namesake. Don't remind me.
At school, it was people shouting "thrilllllller!"

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Sorry Mikey. If it makes you feel better I get "where's Batman" and a surprising amount of "you look like the one in Harry Potter". That part should have been MINE!

So, yeah, I can relate .

Have you been taking lessons from sootyj?

I do like the idea of McCain being unable to comply with the police when told to put his hands on his head.