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Gordon Brown Assassination Threat Charges

It's probably a little contrived but i thought i'd see what you thought anyway

Int. Office
David Cameron is being interviewed about the decision to charge 3 people for threatening to assassinate Gordon Brown.

David Cameron:
I DIDN'T DO IT

Interviewer:
The interview hasn't even started stop answering questions

David Cameron:
No comment

Interviewer:
I didn't ask you anything

David Cameron:
No comment

A police officer walks in

David Cameron:
Okay I did it but please don't arrest me

Interviewer:
But...

David Cameron:
If you do Boris Johnson will be the next prime minister

Interviewer:
He's just a policeman who was involved in the case. He's being interviewed next

David Cameron:
Oh that's good I'll just run along now, don't talk to the press about this!

Interviewer:
I am the press

David Cameron:
Toodlepip

David Cameron leaves the room

Interviewer:
So what are your thoughts on the case?

Police Officer:
I don't know how anyone can threaten to kill Gordon Brown and then not do it!

Great idea but there's no punch and it covers 2 very obvious potential skits without blending them.

Leave it at "I don't know how anyone can threaten to kill Gordon Brown and then not do it!"

Nice one.

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