Silly quickie

INT. NIGHT. STUDY.

A BURGLAR IS STRUGGLING TO OPEN A SAFE WHILST HIS ACCOMPLICE LOOKS ON.

BURGLAR 1: I thought you said you were a safe cracker.

BURGLAR 2: Safe cracker?

BURGLAR 2 PULLS OUT A XMAS CRACKER.

BURGLAR 2: Fire resistant ones are the safest.

ENDS.

Very nice.

Might be clearer if it was,

"I thought you brought a safe cracker,"

But it works

Cheers, very silly and daft this one. On reflection, I am not sure about it.

Sooty's line is a it clearer but NK can crank out great quickies. Oo-er.