British Comedy Guide

Farmer

EXT. DAY. FIELD

TWO FARMERS ARE TALKING AT A BOUNDARY FENCE BETWEEN THEIR FARMS.

F1: Oi aven't seen you in a whoile.

F2: I was in Texas, getting some ideas for my farm.

F1: You be makin big plans then?

F2: Hell yeah, there's gonna be big changes around here.

F1: Going organic are ye?

F2: No siree, I'm expanding like there's no tomorrow. New technology, everything computerised, the works.

F1: What type of thing are ye doing?

F2: Its advanced, probably too advanced for a humble farmer like yourself.

CAMERA PANS BEHIND FARMER 2 TO REVEAL A SIGN SAYING ‘DANGER BULL.'

badoom tish!

But I'd have the pan move onto reveal "Danger bull shit"

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