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Incest sketch....

Apologies in advance for the subject matter! - and NO, I do NOT have a 'thing' for my own sister.

Come to think of it..maybe I....no..definitely not!

Andy

WE ARE IN A BEDROOM WHERE AN EARLY TWENTIES ‘COUPLE’ ARE SITTING ON THE EDGE OF A BED. THE YOUNG MAN IS READING A NEWSLETTER WHICH WE CAN SEE IN BOLD LETTERS IS TITLED ‘INCEST FOR BEGINNERS’.

ALAN
So, sis – it says here I should start by doing this (HE RUNS HIS FINGERS THROUGH HER HAIR AND KISSES HER NECK DELICATELY). How does that feel?

JENNY
Very nice Alan but it would feel better if you jumped straight to page four.

JENNY TURNS OVER THE PAGE THEN TAKES THE NEWSLETTER FROM HIM BEFORE PLACING IT ON THE FLOOR. SHE TAKES HIS HAND AND PLACES IT ON HER CHEST ABOVE HER CLOTHING AND FORCES HIS HAND TO SQUEEZE.

THE SCREEN FADES TO BLACK AS THEY LIE BACK ON THE BED BEFORE FADING BACK UP WHERE WE SEE THEM LYING UNDER THE COVERS ALL HOT AND SWEATY HAVING OBVIOUSLY HAD SOME FANTASTIC SEX.

ALAN
Wow – that was amazing Jenny (HE LEANS OVER AND KISSES HER ON THE LIPS)

F/X WE HEAR A COUPLE IN THE NEXT ROOM MAKING LOUD NOISES – OBVIOUSLY HAVING SEX.

JENNY
Jesus, mum and dad are at it again – that’s just sick!

THEY BOTH LOOK DISGUSTED.

Sick

THE END (again, my humblest of apologies)

Lol. Don't apologise. You have to have confidence in your material. Admittedly, I was reading it through my fingers, but it was funny.

It's kinda like a Little Britain gross out sketch.

Funny.

I don’t get it, what’s wrong with having sex with your sister…. only joking I don’t have a sister, only brothers, ow shit Sick that’s much worse isn’t it.

Sketch is good :P

Yeah, really like that. Could be a slower build-up, make-out that the brother - sister thing is the focus before the killer mum - dad line. I think you could have more hesitancy on the part of the brother and sister to begin with. But i'm nitpicking, really liked it.

It was here and there, but honestly Arrested Development can only get away with the "family loving" thing. heh

Hmm, good tag line. I uncomfortably liked it, I think!

Not sure about the material, unless we going all out for a comedy sketch show featuring date rape, incest, paedophilia, necrophilia, faecophilia, copraphilia and bestiality...

Dan

Yup, good one. I uncomfortably liked it too. Of course its a 'dodgy' subject but that's part of the attraction and kids are such hypocrites so that strikes a chord as well!!!

I felt quite uncomfortable - no, I REALLY was uncomfortable but what a excellent pay-off. Just brilliant.

Quote: losaavedra @ February 26, 2007, 3:57 PM

Kids are such hypocrites so that strikes a chord as well!!!

I love the idea of trying to sell that script to a broadcaster as one 'about how all kids are such hypocrites' and not mentioning the incest at all!

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