British Comedy Guide

A Hard Day's Night Page 4

Ringo is suffering from impotence. It don't come easy.

He's spent to much time in an Octopussy's Garden.

Was that when he wanted to be your man?

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 23rd March 2018, 3:21 PM

Ringo is suffering from impotence. It don't come easy.

I asked Tracy Chapman, What's the differjnce between teenage boys and words?' She said, Words don't come easily.
Lennon was also a great comic talent - his books are hilarious.

Lennon once said The Bonzo's were what The Beatles could have been. He also once said pass me the ketchup, as I would like to put some on my f**king chip buttie. Interesting Beatle Fact #20051.

He upset Albert Hall, the mayor of Blackburn ,with his 4000 holes comment.
Apparently he had confused it with Morecambe.

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