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Quote: DaButt @ August 28 2008, 1:53 AM BST

I shudder whenever otherwise normal/educated people discuss ghosts, supernatural stuff, superstitions and the like as if they were real.

Me too! Especially when they try to rationalize it with science.

Quote: DaButt @ August 28 2008, 1:53 AM BST

I shudder whenever otherwise normal/educated people discuss ghosts, supernatural stuff, superstitions and the like as if they were real.

The paranormal fascinates a lot of people but they are ill-advised to openly discuss these subjects. Well, that's what Henry VIII and a survivor of the Roswell Incident told me last night when we were playing tag-team telekinesis at Stonehenge. Phew!, those megaliths certainly take it out of you.

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ August 28 2008, 5:10 AM BST

The paranormal fascinates a lot of people but they are ill-advised to openly discuss these subjects. Well, that's what Henry VIII and a survivor of the Roswell Incident told me last night when we were playing tag-team telekinesis at Stonehenge. Phew!, those megaliths certainly take it out of you.

Was Henry cheating? I bet he was cheating. F**king cheater.

Quote: Curt @ August 28 2008, 5:24 AM BST

Was Henry cheating? I bet he was cheating. F**king cheater.

No, he couldn't cheat. We hog-tied him as a precaution.

Quote: Curt @ August 28 2008, 1:45 AM BST

Her mom's even worse and once told me her dead grandmother had visited her the other night and they played cards together. While everyone else tried to humor with gasps and wows I merely asked her "who won".

LOL :)
My mother once started discussing the phobia of spending night alone in your own apartment (my dad has been going on business trips a lot... he works for a local football team), and my wife and my sister pitched in with stories of their own, about their friends, relatives who had the same phobia...
...until I said that I have it as well. Whenever my wife leaves town, I'm so afraid to be alone in our apartment, I spend the night with that young lovely female neighbour of ours.

Fortunately, my wife is used to that kind of humour.

She only hit me once.

:D

:O WrongTale!!!!

Quote: Paul W @ August 27 2008, 8:58 PM BST

But you have really nice sausage and a..... rich History....

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: DaButt @ August 27 2008, 11:26 PM BST

Sonofabitch, I typed a huge post and managed to lose it all in an accidental Firefox tab closure. Maybe I'll have a few beers and try again, this time using a text editor and saving my work frequently.

Doesn't Firefox save the contents of the form though? I've re-opened tabs after accidental closures in it, and found what I'd typed still there.

Quote: WrongTale @ August 28 2008, 10:45 AM BST

LOL :)
My mother once started discussing the phobia of spending night alone in your own apartment (my dad has been going on business trips a lot... he works for a local football team), and my wife and my sister pitched in with stories of their own, about their friends, relatives who had the same phobia...
...until I said that I have it as well. Whenever my wife leaves town, I'm so afraid to be alone in our apartment, I spend the night with that young lovely female neighbour of ours.

Fortunately, my wife is used to that kind of humour.

She only hit me once.

:D

:D

My family tree is rather intriguing and complex. I'm even part - *gasp* - Northern. (Well, it's where my paternal grandparents were born anyway.)

Quote: DaButt @ August 28 2008, 1:53 AM BST

I shudder whenever otherwise normal/educated people discuss ghosts, supernatural stuff, superstitions and the like as if they were real.

Me too!
And I feel exactly the same about religion.

Quote: Aaron @ August 28 2008, 11:16 AM BST

My family tree is rather intriguing and complex. I'm even part - *gasp* - Northern. (Well, it's where my paternal grandparents were born anyway.)

I'd love to go back and find out Aaron is actually French.

Quote: WrongTale @ August 28 2008, 10:45 AM BST

Whenever my wife leaves town, I'm so afraid to be alone in our apartment, I spend the night with that young lovely female neighbour of ours.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ August 28 2008, 11:16 AM BST

Laughing out loud
My family tree is rather intriguing and complex. I'm even part - *gasp* - Northern. (Well, it's where my paternal grandparents were born anyway.)

Cool man if you have time do share.

Quote: zooo @ August 28 2008, 1:03 PM BST

Me too!
And I feel exactly the same about religion.

Me three

Quote: Paul W @ August 28 2008, 1:10 PM BST

I'd love to go back and find out Aaron is actually French.

Just like those pastures who preach about hating gays and then end up being gay.

Although I guess I'm English, I love that my name is Scottish and I have a tarten associated with it. :) I do have an 8th Irish in me... but that's only sometimes. ;)

That's cool. I was always jealous as a kid when my Scottish friends would show me their Tartens and heraldry.

Quote: Paul W @ August 28 2008, 1:10 PM BST

I'd love to go back and find out Aaron is actually French.

I was born in England, as were my parents, therefore I am English, no matter of my ancestry.

Oh, and it's tartan! Angry

I thought I was all Ukrainian (all four grandparents) but it turns out there's a lot of Polish further back, and some Latin names and a heavy hint of Scandinavian, as a 6' 1", blonde-haired, blue-eyed great-grandmother seems suspiciously non-Eastern bloc to be honest.

Looks like my family are some of the great European nomads...

Dan

DAN'S A GYPSY.

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