SECRET SERVICE AGENT ON STAGE SPEAKING INTO RADIO.
SS
Yeh we caught the guys planning to assasinate Barrack. Two of 'em both southeners, one claims he was president.
A SECOND SECRET AGENT SHOVES ON STAGE HILARY AND BILL CLINTON.
SS
The other one's even nuttier. It's a pre or post operative transexual, also claims to be president.
HILARY
I am the president you underling, I'm the president and queen of Narnia.
BILL
If I testify against her can I goto the prison for female sex offenders?