British Comedy Guide

The wedding

Scene: It is the end of a wedding ceremony and the happy couple are signing the wedding register. Then Gary Glitter walks up and signs it (It reveals that it's the sex register) He waves, everybody claps and starts throwing confetti in the air.

Yeah, i went there. All i need now is a Jade Goody joke, and i'll have filled my 'hack subject' quota for the day.

Not bad at all, but I'd have the wife slap the guy.

The implication being you doofus this is the wrong register.

Ah, good idea. That would work well. I just like the idea of everyone celebrating it for some reason.

Not that i advocate pedophilia, you understand.

Quote: Griff @ August 27 2008, 6:10 PM BST

No reason you would have known this, but either NewsRevue or Treason Show did a sketch exactly like this where they called out the "Register" in class, of course it was the SO register. That time I think it was in honour of Chris Langham.

I didn't know that. At least I'm thinking along the right lines for those shows.

That would be a while ago, you could probably get away with it as it's a diferent kind of register.

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