1
A COLLECTION OF GOTHS ARE GATHERED OUTSIDE A GOTHIC BUILDING AT NIGHT THEY ARE WAVING LIGHTERS AND CHANTING.
GOTHS
Some Girls Wander by Mistake, Some Girls Wander by Mistake.
A NUN COMES OUT OF THE BUILDING
NUN
I think you want the other Sister's of Mercy.
2
2 MEN WALKING THROUGH A HITEC LAB.
MAN1
So you reckon you can make Happy Chappee dog food the most popular dogfood in the UK?
MAN2
Yes with research, scientific reseach people will soon bin alot of Winalot.
THEY ENTER A LAB.
THERE ARE 20 POSTMEN IN A ROW TOUCHING THEIR TOES.
A SCIENTIST IS NIBBLING ONE OF THEIR BOTTOMS, AND HAS A BOWEL OF DOGFOOD IN HIS HANDS.
SCIENTIST1
We still can't get the taste of nylon right.
ANOTHER SCIENTIST WANDERS IN WITH A CAT, HE IS LICKING THE CAT.
SCIENTIST2
But cat fur is just perfect.