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MEGA whopper fact competition! Page 4

Live in London - no stars ever!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 27 2008, 3:38 AM BST

Get cracking guys. Winners get a naked date.....

naked date with who?? Angry Angry

PS I notice Aaron hasn't entered this competition

You get a date with Gavin.

Hot... naked... Gavin. Hmmmm

Quote: Huge Bear @ August 27 2008, 11:07 PM BST

PS I notice Aaron hasn't entered this competition

Aaron's been busy - back tomorrow though.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 27 2008, 11:08 PM BST

You get a date with Gavin.

Hot... naked... Gavin. Hmmmm

You wish! Laughing out loud Are you trying to influence the judge(s)??

No idea, but I'm going 5 because pigeons are evil.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 27 2008, 11:13 PM BST

No idea, but I'm going 5 because pigeons are evil.

No way, Rubes would have mangled the poor bleeder and had it straight in the microwave

I don't think it's 4. Too easy, and I burnt my self with boiling water many times and don't have a scar.

Number 1 - a piece of tissue I think would burn out long before it could set fire to a book. So I don't think that one.

Hmmm, I think 2 or 3. But I'm gonna go with 5!!

I've missed your Kitty Ian.

My god this has amused me. I am a girl of simple needs.

Okay moment of truth. Time to reveal the winners. I can now reveal that the one and only true Roo fact is……

*Drum roll*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 27 2008, 3:38 AM BST

3) I am a decendant of the man who invented the sheep shearing machine. I get nothing for this by the way. Bloody ungratful sheep. You should all thank my family for your fancy jumpers.

Ubergrats to Zooo. You may collect your prize at Wetherspoons at 6pm Saturday.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 27 2008, 11:36 PM BST

I've missed your Kitty Ian.

Aww, he's missed your cupcakes too! (is that a euphemism?)

Can I have one third of a point though for saying it's either 2 or 3?

Quote: ian_w @ August 28 2008, 12:23 AM BST

Aww, he's missed your cupcakes too! (is that a euphemism?)

Can I have one third of a point though for saying it's either 2 or 3?

Tell you what. I'll let you have the rose from between Gavs cheeks teeth.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 28 2008, 12:35 AM BST

Tell you what. I'll let you have the rose from between Gavs cheeks teeth.

Not quite a booby prize but close enough. I'll take!!

Quote: ian_w @ August 28 2008, 12:38 AM BST

Not quite a booby prize

You will need to talk to Ellie about that.

!!Yay!!

Oh my god, I am so awesome. ;)

I feel very special.
(needs. Yes I know...)

Can ian and I accept our prize at the same time...?

I'm sure Gav would be up for that.

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