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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 13 2009, 1:52 PM BST

It's common knowledge that a lot of women find it difficult to achieve orgasm through intercourse.

So why's intercourse with a vibrator any different? There are plenty of other things a man can do, and equally so does a vibrator replicate/replace.

Of course you don't need it because you have Julia.

*Sets Nil up and runs*

Jeez, look at what I started when I commented on Tim's offer for everyone due to his 6,000th post.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 13 2009, 1:53 PM BST

Yeah, and that will be why you are known as Wee Willy all Thumbs.

And that's from girls that like me.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 13 2009, 1:56 PM BST

Of course you don't need it because you have Julia.

*Sets Nil up and runs*

I bet she's in half of it. We know what Nil really spends his wages on.

Quote: Aaron @ September 13 2009, 1:55 PM BST

So why's intercourse with a vibrator any different? There are plenty of other things a man can do, and equally so does a vibrator replicate/replace.

A vibrator is all about a quick fix. Buzz, bang, new batteries. It does the job but it doesn't at all replace a man because there are many things a man can do that they haven't invented anything for. Women like reaching the destination but they also like to see the sights on the way. Does that explain it?

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 13 2009, 1:46 PM BST

Sounds more like one of those letters in wank mags.

Really? Are they so tame? I haven't been an avid reader of porno magazines or their letters sections since I was in school. It's even been years since I read Dear Deidre's photocasebook (or whatever it's called) in The Sun. My point (perhaps rather poorly expressed) was merely that honest communication and mutual respect are vital to sustain a relationship.

Quote: Kenneth @ September 13 2009, 1:59 PM BST

Really? Are they so tame?

Well, no.

Quote: Kenneth @ September 13 2009, 1:59 PM BST

I haven't been an avid reader of porno magazines or their letters sections since I was in school.

Nor I.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 13 2009, 1:56 PM BST

Of course you don't need it because you have Julia.

*Sets Nil up and runs*

:P

Quote: Aaron @ September 13 2009, 1:57 PM BST

I bet she's in half of it. We know what Nil really spends his wages on.

DEAR READERS WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS.......

It's clearly stamps.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 13 2009, 1:59 PM BST

A vibrator is all about a quick fix. Buzz, bang, new batteries. It does the job but it doesn't at all replace a man because there are many things a man can do that they haven't invented anything for. Women like reaching the destination but they also like to see the sights on the way. Does that explain it?

Soon as they make a vibrator that can change a car tyre, kill a spider and make a cup of tea, we're out of a job lads.

We might have to throw our shoes into the dildo making machines.

Quote: Aaron @ September 13 2009, 1:57 PM BST

I bet she's in half of it. We know what Nil really spends his wages on.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 13 2009, 2:03 PM BST

DEAR READERS WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS.......

It's clearly stamps.

Hush now.

I would like to point out by the way I don't have one in case you all think I am a dirty gerty. I know no one believes that but it's true!

....Just a very old washing machine....

JOKE! >_<

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 13 2009, 2:06 PM BST

Hush now.

Console Hug

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 13 2009, 1:17 PM BST

The only time you have to be worried is if there is an excessive amount

Nil...?

Tut tut...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 13 2009, 2:03 PM BST

DEAR READERS WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS.......

It's clearly stamps.

I was thinking more along the lines of video cameras, but if you want to imply such things... :P

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 13 2009, 1:52 PM BST

I'm talking like a shelving unit of filth, Nil!

You'd be surprised...

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