Quote: EllieJP @ September 4 2008, 7:11 PM BSTOoooh I need some of that.
Argh. So want to do a 'but Aaron hates dogs' joke, but Ellie's way to nice.
Milestone posts Page 17
Well she is.
Quote: Stan Doubt @ September 4 2008, 7:23 PM BSTArgh. So want to do a 'but Aaron hates dogs' joke, but Ellie's way to nice.
Thanks 
Quote: Aaron @ September 4 2008, 7:27 PM BSTWell she is.
You knows it! 
The Alive! Post
It's time to celebrate again. I've written 2000 posts since I seriously started posting here very few months ago.
2000. That's a pink 2 with three white 0s. It looks a bit like a dip dyed flamingo lying down.
But now in medias res. Being alive and aware of it, that's what this celebratory post will be all about.
First, a small selection of facts and figures about (me) being alive (don't know anything about other people being alive, also these milestone posts are unashamedly narcissistic anyway):
- I don't know how to measure my pulse. But I assure you I have one. And I'm sure I'd destroy any kind of pulse measuring device if I tried using it shortly after having posted something in Critique.
- My hair is a separate living being. I have yet do find out the exact species and origin. It's probably from outer space. Nothing makes you feel more alive than being host to an alien parasite. They know their stuff.
- The last time I thought 'Wow, I'm alive': Yesterday, floating underwater in the bathtub while the water was still running. Amazing.
- Insider's tip on how to feel really alive: Climb a very high tree in a storm (not in a thunderstorm, please).
- If alive is the beginning, olive is the end. Not making sense can make you feel alive, too.
- I don't believe any of you is not alive. Just for the record. (Official grey area: Chapman.)
- I hereby dare you to go outside(!) and scream 'I'm alive!'. Go on. Do it. And to reference my 1000th post: Do it naked.
A kitsch and cute song about being alive and on prosecco (DISCLAIMER: I don't drink prosecco. Write that down.):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXs3GzsDb2U
Make sure you're alive by taking the medical approach:
These are the four standard vital signs:
1. Body temperature
2. Pulse rate (or heart rate)
3. Blood pressure
4. Respiratory rate
No hit? Very low score? I'm so, so sorry.
Finally, a being alive themed picture of me (excuse the bad quality, the camera caught me by surprise):
That's it. Now let's dance on the furnishings and shower in champagne.
Woo hoo!!
*puts clothes back on after telling neighbour to f**k off*
I really like your picture Finck, reminds me of something I can't put my finger on.
And the women in the link is rather cute too.
Happy 2000th post.
Quote: Nil Putters @ September 27 2008, 12:56 AM BST
Me, perchance?
Thank you, Nil.
Now let's remember those wise alien words: Two are a party!
*sets up twister*
Did everyone suddenly get a life?
Yep. They won't even know what they're experiencing until they've read my milestone post. *shakes head*
Yeah, those losers.
Awesome milestonepost, Fincko!
That pic reminds me of someone too.... captain caveman?
No. Not for me anyway.
Finck's a good artist.
Yea good stuff Finck!
I think she might be a creative genius.