A WOMAN IS LISTENING ON THE PHONE.
MALE VOICE (O.O.V ON PHONE): ...and I looked at one of those country houses and I thought, ya, it's just so rural you know? And for six hundred thou, they only cost half my bonus for this year, so the other half was available for investment into my technology portfolio which is just doing super this year ever since I employed that foreigner to look after my wife and kids while I'm in the office...
ANOTHER WOMAN WALKS PAST WHILE DRYING HER HAIR WITH A TOWEL - GETTING READY TO GO OUT.
WOMAN2: Have you got the time yet?
WOMAN1: No - listen to this. (PUTS THE PHONE ON SPEAKER).
MALE VOICE (O.O.V. ON PHONE)...BEEP BEEP BEEP...which is just so rad because it means I don't have to sit next to the little people while I'm enjoying my blini that Artor makes me...
WOMAN2: Let's have a look (TAKES THE YELLOW PAGES) Ah... you've phoned The Speaking Cock.
MALE VOICE (O.O.V. ON PHONE)...and I fired my accountant when he suggested I give to charity, but then I realised it was all tax deductible..
FADE OUT.
I like it!