JEREMY KILE IS DOING HIS HORRIBLE SHOW AND IS INTERVIEWING 2 SUBHUMAN SCUM BAGS, IN THE AUDIENCE ARE AN EVIL PROFESSOR AND HIS SNIVELLING SIDE KICK.
JEREMY
Shaznay you married your stepfather, cheated on him with his brother, took on a shit on his mums doorstep, and now you're marrying your stepson.
SCUM
That's a "bleep" lie, I never dumped on his mum's "bleep" doorstep, it was his aunts.
JEREMY
Next we'll be talking to Shaznay's parter Bovver, and how he's now hoping to marry their alsation, after a 2 year secret affair.
SIDEKICK
The sincerity ray is ready master.
SCIENTIST
Fire.
THE RAY HITS JEREMY
JEREMY
Oh my God your scum all of you, any sane society would have turned you into dog food centuries ago. Why don't you get jobs, none flammable clothes and a wash.
THE AUDIENCE TURN ON JEREMY TEARING HIM LIMB FROM LIMB.
SCIENTIST
Ready the sobriety ray, next stop Richard and Judy