British Comedy Guide

Shortish and a little bit interesting.

JEREMY KILE IS DOING HIS HORRIBLE SHOW AND IS INTERVIEWING 2 SUBHUMAN SCUM BAGS, IN THE AUDIENCE ARE AN EVIL PROFESSOR AND HIS SNIVELLING SIDE KICK.

JEREMY

Shaznay you married your stepfather, cheated on him with his brother, took on a shit on his mums doorstep, and now you're marrying your stepson.

SCUM

That's a "bleep" lie, I never dumped on his mum's "bleep" doorstep, it was his aunts.

JEREMY

Next we'll be talking to Shaznay's parter Bovver, and how he's now hoping to marry their alsation, after a 2 year secret affair.

SIDEKICK

The sincerity ray is ready master.

SCIENTIST

Fire.

THE RAY HITS JEREMY

JEREMY

Oh my God your scum all of you, any sane society would have turned you into dog food centuries ago. Why don't you get jobs, none flammable clothes and a wash.

THE AUDIENCE TURN ON JEREMY TEARING HIM LIMB FROM LIMB.

SCIENTIST

Ready the sobriety ray, next stop Richard and Judy

The ending made he chuckle. I'd start with Kyle and the alsation bit. Then have the sidekick with Trisha, out of sight of Kyle, blasting him with the ray.

Better critique?

Jeremy Kyle is an easy target and don't think you've brought anything new to the party.

Love some of your other stuff but this was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay below your normal standard.

Quote: Griff @ August 25 2008, 10:31 PM BST

We'll be the judge of that, thanks... Much more useful to give titles which tell us what we are going to get, eg "Jeremy Kyle spoof" or whatever.

I think it was aimed at me.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/8879

Thanks for the feedback, pretty much a follow up to inspired by Bandage.

A daft runner idea I think has now run it's course.

"JEREMY KILE IS DOING HIS HORRIBLE SHOW AND IS INTERVIEWING 2 SUBHUMAN SCUM BAGS" --- the degree of hatred in that direction made me laugh out loud.

But yep, a bit predictable otherwise.

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