3 GOUVERNMENT MINISTERS IN A MEETING.
G1
Gentlemen the government has decided it needs to cut back on unneccesary departments. These are lean times and belts must be tightened.
G2
Are you finally getting rid of that ridiculous ministry of Defence?
G3
Or the NHS, it's 60 years and people are still getting ill.
G1
No I'm afraid it's one of your departments.
G2
Not the department for wanking!
G3
Surely not the department for shitting!
G1
You two both head up departments that cost over a 100 million pounds each, encouraging people to do things they do any way.
G2
I'm sorry but the department for wanking has a vital role in the war on terror.
G1
Ah yes the infamous, "don't blow up a tube train, have a wank instead campaign,"
G3
or your controversial "go to work on a wank campaign,"
G2
We were trying to encourage people to eat less sugary cereals. What about, "I can't believe it's not butter, no it's shit,"
G3
The Japanese ministry of plops, has increased shit eating by 13.1%, thus leading to a national 3.743% drop in cholestrol levels.
G1
And a 300% increase in intenstinal worms.
G3
This is worse than my time in the ministry of flatulence.
G2
You're just bitter because Nick Clegg stole 10 years of your research, and used it to head up a political party.