INT. A ROOM - DAY
A man is sat down. We cannot see anything else apart from the man's face.
MAN
Hey. I'm Gary and I'm a sex addict. It feels good to finally say that you know. It's been really rough for me over the past few months. I just can't stop myself. I see a woman and I just have to shag her. She doesn't even have to be good looking. I stopped caring about that a long time ago. I suppose my extremely large penis doesn't help things. Woman can't keep off it. I never used a condom either. Call me sick, I tell them I do, but I don't. I'm never going to see them again anyway so it doesn't bother me. It's been getting really intense recently though. Last week I had 12 woman in one day and my penis turned black. That's the reason I'm here really. The ladies won't go near it so I took the opportunity to get some help. I mean, look at it, it's disgusting.
We hear the sound of a fly being unzipped, pause for a moment and then being zipped back up. Cut to a man sat cross legged on the floor at the head of a circle of young kids. The room is filled with all sorts of toys, and paintings done by children are all over the walls. A woman is stood next to the man looking disgusted.
WOMAN
The sexual addiction meeting is next door
MAN
Oh. Oh, sorry
The man stands up and heads for the door.
KIDS
(All together)
Bye Daddy
