AN EVIL SCIENTIST WITH A HUGE RAY GUN, AND HIS SNIVELLING SIDE KICK ARE IN THE AUDIENCE OF ONE OF THOSE STUPID BEAUTY CONTESTS GOK WANG ORGANISES, ON HIS STUPID PROGRAM.
EVIL
Is my deadly hetrossexual ray ready snivelling side kick?
SIDEKICK
Yes master but how can a hetrosexual ray destroy civilisation?
EVIL
Watch.
FIRES RAY GUN AT GOK WANG.
GOK
Oooh your so beautiful you lovely big lump of turkish delight. Your sweat makes your humonogous arse cleavage shine like diamonds, I'm so glad I talked
you into wearing a g string.
THE RAY HITS GOK.
Oh my God your a munter, you're all munters. It's like the waste bin from the liposuction clinic in Evans nylon specials.
AUDIENCE OF UGLY WOMEN AS ONE
But we thought you fancied us, you Jarvis Cock-stain wanna be.
CHAOS ENSUES
CIVILISATION ENDS.
SIDEKICK
You did it boss.
EVIL
Quiet you, now to use my de-c**tifying ray on Jeremy Kyle mu ha ha!